Sunday, June 03, 2007

Poem: Masturbation Goals

One day I want to masturbate while reading

about the top CEOs in Forbes Magazine

I want to play with myself while looking at

a shiny new SUV, fully loaded

I want to jerk off watching the President at a media conference

and to pleasure myself looking at photos of Fort Knox

I want to get aroused at boxers dominating each other

I should be turned on by the Hydrogen Bomb.

Everything in our world is about power

our most powerful are rich jerks

jerking off on them makes cents

Victor Schwartzman

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